A conversation that happened in the car tonight…

Ana: Emma, if you do not know about God, you need to let me know, okay?

Emma: OK.

Ana: (whispering) Ask me about God!

Emma: OK. Who is God?

Ana: You don’t know Him?! Well, God is Jesus. And I know ALL about Jesus. He loves you and wants you to love everyone. Except mean guys. Okay?

Emma: OK!

Ana: Now, you won’t want to kill anyone ever again because you love Jesus, right?

Emma: That’s right! I will NOT kill anyone because I am an elephant!

I couldn’t make these things up, y’all.