Some Faulkette Funnies for your weekend…

Ana, singing Funkytown (she has eclectic music tastes), “Talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it…” Meanwhile, Emma was singing, “Taco body, taco body, taco body, taco body…” Ana to Emma, “That is NOT what the song says, Emma!” She’s right, though. It DOES sound like Taco body.

Ana to me, “We were learning about Texas at school. And, Mommy, EVERYONE wants to live in Texas.” I can think of a few friends back in Oklahoma who would disagree with this, but generally… yes, everyone DOES want to live in Texas.

Me to Emma, while she played with a Twilight-themed Burger King kids’ toy (oh, I’m not kidding), “Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?” Emma to me, “I’m Team Tebow.” Aren’t we all?

Ana, reading a sign on the way to church, “Hey, what kind of food do they have at the Waffle Horse?” Either waffles or horses, or maybe both…

Me to the girls, during a particularly messy meal, “Are we monkeys or young ladies?!” Ana to me, “Young ladies because monkeys are nasty. They spit.” Said at the exact moment that Emma spit out some of her food. Why did I even bother asking?

Ana, in the middle of the AWANA Bible study, after raising her hand, “One time, when I didn’t live in Texas, Charlie came into the bathroom where Emma and I were taking a bath, and he DRANK the bath water.” Wish I could tell you that this had something to do with what they were learning, but it didn’t. Sigh.

Emma, very loudly at a restaurant, “Papi, when you marry me, you will have TWO WIVES! That is so SILLY!” Silly and illegal, I think.

Hope you all have a GREAT spring break!