Faulkette Funnies

Emma to me, “I love being a part of the Faulk family.”  Good, because we’re going to keep you after all.

Ana to Wes, on his awesomeness, “We think you’re a superhero, Papi.  You and Charlie both!”  You and Charlie are on the same level of awesomeness, Papi.  Rejoice!

Emma to me, when I asked her why she loves elephants so much, “I don’t know.  But God does.  Because He knows my heart.”  Love hearing some great theology in the midst of random musings.

Ana to me, “Can I have some more of those snickerdoodles?”  Me to Ana, “Snickerdoodles?  Ana, this is fetuccine.”  No idea how that confusion happened, y’all.

Emma, looking at an M&M, “This looks like you, Mommy.”  Are you saying I’m round and delicious?  Because I totally am.

Ana, on New Orleans, “Can we go there during Mardi Gras?”  While I’m sure that would be educational and enlightening on several levels — no, ma’am, we cannot.

Ana to Emma, “Your hair smells like McDonald’s French fries.” Emma to Ana, “That’s because I had a big problem at lunch today.” Oh, if only she had elaborated…

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