Faulkette funnies for your Friday…

Emma to me, looking at a picture of her class, “There I am!”  Me to Emma, “Why are you the only one turned backwards?”  Emma to me, “Hmm… I don’t know!”  I’m sure there’s a great story there.

Me to Ana, “How is Papi going to get home from church if we have his car?”  Ana to me, “He can run.  Or bike.  Or swim.”  Me to Ana, “What’s he going to swim in?”  Ana to me, “The rain puddles on the side of the road.”  That’ll really test his dedication to this triathlon thing.

Ana, in the church office, brandishing a wire hanger at Emma, “Hey, look!  It’s the sword of the spirit!”  This is how the Baptist girls roll, y’all.

Wes, falling off his bike while on a ride with Ana, “Stupid bike.  Dumb Wes.”  Ana to Wes, with great disapproval in her voice, “You just said TWO bad words, Papi.”  Watch yourself, Pastor.

Ana, at the Rockets/Spurs game, “The Rockets are SO last season.”  They still beat your team, though, you little traitor.

Ana to Emma, at the game, “What’s the score?”  Emma to Ana, “What squirrel?!”  Emma was paying great attention.

Emma, at halftime, “Who won the game?”  Like I said, great attention.

Hope you have a great weekend, friends!