Faulkette Funnies

Faulkette funnies for your Friday…

Me to Emma, “Whoa! Why is there dirt all over the bathroom?” Emma to me, “Well, let me tell you… it was ALL me.” Points for honesty, I guess… though that doesn’t explain anything!

Me to Ana, regarding the driver of another car, “They almost hit me!”  Ana to me, “The better word to use there is ‘someone’ instead of ‘they’ because there was only one person driving the car.”  She was right, of course, but this was still annoying.

Emma to me, “I put those pajamas in the dirty clothes hamster.”  So many misunderstandings over laundry make so much sense now!

Me to Ana, “It’s a good thing when a man wants to protect a woman.  Because sometimes, women need to be protected.”  Ana to me, “Yeah, and if a woman doesn’t have a man with her, she can use her pepper spray.”  This might be even more effective than having a man present, honestly.

Hope you have a great weekend!

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